Last updated 15 April 2026 · Cryptic Monkey Media operates crypticmonkeymedia.co.uk
1. Personal data we collect
We don't ask for or collect personal data through this site. There are no accounts, contact forms, mailing lists, or comments. Our hosting provider may log basic technical information, such as IP addresses, for security and troubleshooting — we don't access or use this data ourselves. Specifically, we don't collect:
- Names
- Email addresses (via the site itself)
- Phone numbers or postal addresses
- Account or login information
2. Cookies & tracking
This site doesn't use cookies, analytics tools, tracking pixels, or behavioural tracking technologies. No usage analytics, no advertising or marketing cookies.
3. Third-party services
Aside from hosting and basic infrastructure, we don't use third-party services that collect data on our behalf. External links go to other sites with their own privacy policies, outside our control.
4. Data sharing
As no personal data is collected through this site, there's nothing to share, sell, rent, or disclose.
5. Data security
As we don't store personal data via this site, there's no personal data held by us that could be subject to unauthorised access.
6. Your data protection rights (UK GDPR)
UK GDPR provides rights in relation to personal data. As this site doesn't intentionally collect or process personal data, these rights are unlikely to apply in practice. If you believe personal data has been processed in connection with this site, contact us using the details below.
7. Children's privacy
This site doesn't target children and doesn't knowingly collect personal data from anyone under the age of 13.
8. Changes to this policy
If the functionality of this site changes in a way that affects privacy, this policy will be updated and published on this page.
9. Contact
Data controller: Cryptic Monkey Media
Location: United Kingdom
Email: hello@crypticmonkeymedia.co.uk
If you contact us by email, any personal data you provide is processed outside of this website, solely to respond to your enquiry.